Soap is good and smells nice

bargainchild:

peachie-prince:

What

did she fuckin stutter

(Source: bird-impact, via gonnaslapaboo)

draycen:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

Perry the Pansexual Penguin often gets lost because he goes every which way

(via trunch-bull)

ughstounding:

An early apology cake for those of you who don’t watch RWBY (though if you don’t watch it then you have made a mistake my friend)

ughstounding:

An early apology cake for those of you who don’t watch RWBY (though if you don’t watch it then you have made a mistake my friend)

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

(via offside-goal)

grinningmoonlight:

obligatori:

People be wanting the character roster to be like

image

ok but would it be THAT bad tho?

think about it

crustpunkery:

SO THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED ON MY DASH

crustpunkery:

SO THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED ON MY DASH

(via westbor0baptistchurch)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via khaleesi-of-dreams)

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu, via khaleesi-of-dreams)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via its-heiress-actually)